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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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