Swing Dad

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams