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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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