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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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