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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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