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Swiss Army Mega Tools

Expanding the usefulness of a simple pocket knife

Swiss Army Mega Tools thanks to Howard Chapman

Getting ready for the next Boy Scout camp: Knife and sword store business on cutting edge

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

I once worked as a salesman and was very independent. I tool orders from no one. - Gerald Barzan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma


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