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Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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