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QuotaBillsIntegrity never goes out of style. - Jim George
Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg
Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk
Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire
While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou
It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost