Tartan Headphones

Keep calm and bagpipe on. - Unknown

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion. - Scottish Proverb

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

If I wear too much tartan I tend to look like a Thermos flask. - Ronnie Corbett

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both. - Jack Finney

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett