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Tea Party Weapon

How the gun control issue was settled over a cup of tea

Tea Party Weapon thanks to Rise of the Magi

I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Tip me over, I take you out.

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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