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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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