Teabucks
Starbucks knockoff for Chinese tea lovers
Fake stores in China
QuotaBillsGlass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch
A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams
I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon
You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns
My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero
Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith
There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy