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Teabucks

Starbucks knockoff for Chinese tea lovers

Teabucks thanks to Roy Turkington

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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