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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

No one learns as much about a subject as one who is forced to teach it. - Peter F Drucker

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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