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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle


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