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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

In teaching others we teach ourselves. - Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The years teach much which the days never knew. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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