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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

No one learns as much about a subject as one who is forced to teach it. - Peter F Drucker

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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