QuotaBillsNever insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright