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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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