QuotaBillsI told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli
The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb
There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis
I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy
Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio
A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou
I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly
Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse
It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed
If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise
I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale