QuotaBillsHasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb
I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley
Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski
Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright
The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown
We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher
When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther
Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee
If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin
When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin
I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon
Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso