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Tennis Plant

A hole in one for a tennis pro

Tennis Plant thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How tennis grows on some people

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing. - H L Mencken

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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