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Texas Christmas Tree thanks to joe-kster

Preparing for a special Christmas Season at the Bass Pro shop in San Antonio, Texas

Texas Christmas Tree thanks to joe-kster

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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