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Texas Door Handle

How to shoot your way into a Redneck house

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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