Texas Door Handle

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher