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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns


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