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How to shoot your way into a Redneck house

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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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