Texas Door Handle

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck