Texas Wheel Mags
You might want to Steer Clear of Alloy Wheels in Waco, Texas
For car owners who want lighter, more visually appealing, rarer, and larger wheels on their cars
QuotaBillsAfford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley
The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke