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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

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The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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