Texas Wheel Mags
You might want to Steer Clear of Alloy Wheels in Waco, Texas
For car owners who want lighter, more visually appealing, rarer, and larger wheels on their cars
QuotaBillsLife is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein
You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown
A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard
There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar
Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy