Texas Wheel Mags

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman