Texas Wheel Mags

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke