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Texas Wine Glass

Wine-themed gift ideas for the discerning Texan shopper

Texas Wine Glass thanks to Steve McCarter

Perfect gift for wine connoisseurs

Texas Wine Glass thanks to Steve McCarter

Perfect gift for wine connoisseurs
San Antonio's Steve McCarter prefers 'Pinot More' at the local Bass Pro Shop

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker


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