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Down South Lessons in Womanhood

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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