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Down South Lessons in Womanhood

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The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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