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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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