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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell


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