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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. - Albert Einstein

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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