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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

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Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

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Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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