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That Was Zen

Zen Buddhism - waiting for the call

That Was Zen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. - Ruth Gordon

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. - Mark Twain

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Worship is exclusionary. You cannot compromise on worship. - Ravi Zacharias

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy. - Archie Bunker

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

In a temple everything should be serious except the thing that is being worshipped. - Oscar Wilde

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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