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Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman


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