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The Future of Social Media

Brand awareness for tomorrow's generation

The Future of Social Media thanks to Barry McCartney

Building signs of incremental sales

Looking for a closer relationship with your market, or need to build incremental sales? Here's a look at tomorrow's social networks - how to build brand awareness, develop continuous and long-term lead flows, and enhance market communication.

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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