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The Future of Social Media

Brand awareness for tomorrow's generation

The Future of Social Media thanks to Barry McCartney

Building signs of incremental sales

Looking for a closer relationship with your market, or need to build incremental sales? Here's a look at tomorrow's social networks - how to build brand awareness, develop continuous and long-term lead flows, and enhance market communication.

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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