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The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy

How many claim tax credits in the U.K.

The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy thanks to Keith Blake

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Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

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I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

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I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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