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They Said It Was A Concert

Some ushers would rather be hushers

They Said It Was A Concert thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A rock and roll performance to forget

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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