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They Said It Was A Concert

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They Said It Was A Concert thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A rock and roll performance to forget

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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