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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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