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Things Just Got Real
Stare-down of the real subway heroes
When the Dark Side meets Batman
Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe
Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown
Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne
The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious
Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe
Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown
Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne
The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious
Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne
Open Door Policy... Almost
Force Field
Fire Destroyed
Steven Seagull
Downtown Speeding
Puffin Mouthful
Carbon Issues
Green Picnic Table
Trudeau's Top Fails
Bathtub Opulence
Anger Release Machine
Inbread Cat
Madness in London
Crotch Rocket
Too Late Sign
Smart Car Security
Motorcycle Texting
Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles
Fresh Out Of The Saddle
Monsoon TV
Radio Shack Closes Down
DIRK
Karate Sign Kick
Evel Knievel Tickets