Things Just Got Real
Stare-down of the real subway heroes
When the Dark Side meets Batman
QuotaBillsEurope: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe
Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown
Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne
The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious
Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne