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Think off-center. - George Carlin

Think Globally, Act Locally - Rene Dubos

Oh, the thinks you can think! - Dr. Seuss

Think like a proton: always positive. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable. - Joseph Roux

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary. - Ray Knight

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things that you don't get that you don't want. - Oscar Wilde

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them. - Alfred Whitehead

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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