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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

If they think we got an edge, we got an edge. - Red Auerbach

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration. - Archie Bunker

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. - Robert Frost

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Outsourcing is inevitable, and I don't think it's necessarily treating people like things. - Stephen Covey

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

I had discovered a terrible vulnerability I myself which I think of not as cowardliness but as an ability to imagine too much. - William Kittredge

If you're thinking of becoming a Christian, I warn you, you're embarking on something, which will take the whole of you. - C S Lewis

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen


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