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The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Think with the few and speak with the many. - Baltasar Gracian

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. - William James

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast. - W.S. Gilbert

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

One must have some sort of occupation nowadays. If I hadn't my debts I shouldn't have anything to think about. - Oscar Wilde

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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