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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

It's dogged as does it. It ain't thinking about it. - Anthony Trollope

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. - Mark Twain

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you. - Archie Bunker

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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