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Think and wonder, wonder and think. - Dr. Seuss

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. - Erica Jong

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud. - Coco Chanel

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

I never think of my audiences as customers. I think of them as partners. - James Stewart

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

If people do things without thinking them through, that rubs me the wrong way. - John McEnroe

I wanted to see what was going on in the world. I sometimes think I overwished. - Tom Brokaw

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

Reporter: "What do you think of Western Civilization?"
Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Gandhi

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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