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We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Focus on making yourself better, not on thinking that you are better. - Bohdi Sanders

My films are not the way I think things should be, but the way things are. - Robert Altman

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. - Samuel Goldwyn

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. - Sophia Loren

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas


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