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Three Wise Women

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Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

The wise speak only of what they know. - Gandalf

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

If silence be good for the wise, how much the better for fools. - Talmud

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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