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Three Wise Women

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Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

The wise speak only of what they know. - Gandalf

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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