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Three Wise Women

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Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

A word to the wise is infuriating. - Hunter S Thompson

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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