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Three Wise Women

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No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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