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He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron


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