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Three Wise Women

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Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

If silence be good for the wise, how much the better for fools. - Talmud

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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