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Three Wise Women

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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