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Three Wise Women

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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