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ThrowYo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Works like a boomerang, throws like a Frisbee and acts like a Yo-Yo

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Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Wastebasket: Something to throw things near - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. - Lefty Gomez

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I throw just as hard as ever - it just takes twice as long to get there. - Warren Spahn

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I was wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets, then it hit me. - Unknown

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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