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How to cut corners on a bathroom design

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Creating a cozy bathroom atmosphere

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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