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Tight Fit

How to cut corners on a bathroom design

Tight Fit thanks to Howard Chapman

Creating a cozy bathroom atmosphere

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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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