Tight Fit

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller