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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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