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How to cut corners on a bathroom design

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Creating a cozy bathroom atmosphere

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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