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Time is the devourer of everything. - Ovid

Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

Time and silence are the most luxurious things today. - Tom Ford

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The masses have little time to think. And how incredible is the willingness of modern man to believe. - Adolf Hitler

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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