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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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