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Good things take time. - John Wooden

There is time for everything. - Thomas Edison

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results. - Bill Rodgers

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no age that isn't a good time to confront one's mortality or to consider a second adulthood. - Barbara Ehrenreich

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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