Time Flies

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge