Toad Time
Is it time to turn your prince into a frog?
Going back to whatever relationship you previously had
Humans cannot catch warts from toads. The bumps on a toad are not warts. Warts on human skin are caused by viruses that are unique to humans. It is safe to go back to whatever relationship you had with your toad.
QuotaBillsTheories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx