Tomato Treat

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated. - Lou Holtz

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you. - Patrick Stump

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay