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Tomato Treat

She certainly knows how to grow tomatoes

Tomato Treat thanks to Mike King

Tomatoes provide a high source of photographic calories

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The way you see people is the way you treat them. - Zig Ziglar

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be. - Jimmy Johnson

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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