Tomato Treat

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The way you see people is the way you treat them. - Zig Ziglar

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers. - Stephen R Covey

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie