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Tombs Of The Prophets

A glimpse through time on the Mount of Olives, Jerusalem

Tombs Of The Prophets thanks to joe-kster

Haggai, Zechariah and Malachi - last 3 prophets in the Old Testament

Tombs Of The Prophets thanks to joe-kster

Tombs Of The Prophets thanks to joe-kster

Tombs Of The Prophets thanks to joe-kster

How can there be more than two in a twombstone?

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Tennis Umpire: Net prophet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jesters do often prove prophets. - Joseph Addison

Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

David And Goliath: Prophet and loss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

A prophet is without honor in his own community. - The Bible

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

The wisest prophets make sure of the event first. - Horace Walpole

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough. - Alexander The Great

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

The task of the prophet is not to smooth things over but to make things right. - Eugene Peterson

The groundhog is like most prophets - it delivers its prediction then disappears. - Bill Vaughan

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet. - Isaac B. Singer

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness. - Billy Graham

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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