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Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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