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Tomorrow

Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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