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Tomorrow

Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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