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Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott


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