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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

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