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Tomorrow

Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou


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