Too Short

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon