Too Short

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon