Too Short

Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell