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Too Short

Weight loss advice from the Doctor

Too Short thanks to Gus Souza

Try this 'grow tall' diet plan

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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