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Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

There is always room at the top. - Daniel Webster

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Experts should be on tap but never on top. - Winston Churchill

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory. - Ed Viesturs

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A two-year old is kind of like a blender, but you don't have any top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Muffin Top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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