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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

There is always room at the top. - Daniel Webster

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Experts should be on tap but never on top. - Winston Churchill

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top. - John Wooden

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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