QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash