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TP Dog

So that's why we keep running out of toilet paper!

TP Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

But I told the dog he can only use 4 squares when he goes to the bathroom

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney


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