QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes