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Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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