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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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