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Tree Removal

On the cutting edge of stump relocation

Tree Removal thanks to Amanda Kennedy

Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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