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Tree Removal

On the cutting edge of stump relocation

Tree Removal thanks to Amanda Kennedy

Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

If, at 60, you are supple and strong, then you are young. - Joseph Pilates

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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