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Tree Removal

On the cutting edge of stump relocation

Tree Removal thanks to Amanda Kennedy

Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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