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Tree Removal thanks to Amanda Kennedy

Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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