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Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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