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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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