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Tree Sign thanks to Ellen Hampton

Looking for signs of nature

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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