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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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