Truck Lift Repair

Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato