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Trunk Drinkers

Where backseat drivers are allowed to drink and drive

Trunk Drinkers thanks to Dave Loewen

Safe driving in 'the boot'

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron


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