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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'
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The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

Any person who contributes to prosperity must prosper in turn. - Earl Nightingale

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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