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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'
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Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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