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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'
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Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah Winfrey

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

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I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

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Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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