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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'
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When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

No matter what, no matter how, where or who - you can almost always turn around and get a second chance. - Unknown

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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