Turn Into Lanes

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Any person who contributes to prosperity must prosper in turn. - Earl Nightingale

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

No matter what, no matter how, where or who - you can almost always turn around and get a second chance. - Unknown

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman