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Turtle Home

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Some turtles lay eggs all day long in the same place

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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