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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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