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Ugly Haircut

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Ugly Haircut thanks to Howard Chapman

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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone


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