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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. - Paris Hilton

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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