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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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