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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

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Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson