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Undergarment Financing

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Undergarment Financing thanks to Dave Loewen

Some things you don't want to touch

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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