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Undergarment Financing thanks to Dave Loewen

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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