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Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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