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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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