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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Humility is like underwear, essential but indecent if it shows. - Helen Nielsen

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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