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Underwater Breathing

Why nobody swims at this pool

Underwater Breathing thanks to Dave Loewen

Where drinking water might also a bad idea

Although water is made of hydrogen and oxygen, most humans can't breath underwater. Learn why water molecules can't be absorbed by human lungs.

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Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Do not allow loneliness to lower your standards. - Renee Slansky

Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got. - Seneca

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Each breath in itself is joy if only we try to find bliss in it. - Unknown

The world's continual breathing is what we hear and call silence. - Clarice Lispector

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of the oxygen of publicity on which they depend. - Margaret Thatcher

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

Successful people are not those who do not fail. They are those who fail more than anyone, and simply refuse to accept it as the conclusion. - Unknown

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei


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