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Underwater Breathing

Why nobody swims at this pool

Underwater Breathing thanks to Dave Loewen

Where drinking water might also a bad idea

Although water is made of hydrogen and oxygen, most humans can't breath underwater. Learn why water molecules can't be absorbed by human lungs.

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Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

They condemn what they do not understand. - Cicero

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

The world's continual breathing is what we hear and call silence. - Clarice Lispector

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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