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Underwater Breathing

Why nobody swims at this pool

Underwater Breathing thanks to Dave Loewen

Where drinking water might also a bad idea

Although water is made of hydrogen and oxygen, most humans can't breath underwater. Learn why water molecules can't be absorbed by human lungs.

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Do not dare not to dare. - C S Lewis

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Do Not Respond! No matter what anyone says about you. - Unknown

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil. - JRR Tolkien

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

In our own case we accept excuses too easily; in other people's, we do not accept them easily enough. - C S Lewis

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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