UniCorn
Puntastic things to do with corn on the cob
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QuotaBillsNever play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown
She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats
Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval